Hägar the Horrible1989

Helga:
Did you talk to Hamlet?

H?gar:
Uh-huh.

Helga:
You feel better, right?

H?gar:
Well, we really done it.

Helga:
Done what?

H?gar:
Opened the floodgates, that's what. Pretty soon, there won't be any standards at all. Girls will be trying to marry guys with brain instead of brawn. Kids all over the world will be reading books and doing homework. Can you imagine what kind of society we'll have then? It all started here, and it's on our heads, Helga! Are you asleep yet?

Helga:
No, but after that speech of yours, I'm as surprised as you are.

H?gar:
Good. Could you finish reading this story to me? I can't wait to hear how it comes out.

Helga:
[kisses Hagar, then reads] The tortoise crawled along so slowly, that before long, the hare was far, far ahead of him. "He'll never catch me," though the hare. "I think I'll take a little nap."