I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry2007

Larry Valentine:
[Breaking into Bernie's room to rescue him] Holy Shamo!

Bernie:
I'm sorry I can't get out of bed.

Chuck Levine:
There's a bed under there?

Larry Valentine:
Can you walk at all?

Bernie:
I haven't walked in five years!

Chuck Levine:
Alright, maybe we strap a rocketship on this guy we'll get him outta here.

Larry Valentine:
No, no, we can do this, People lift cars, it's adrenaline, you know.

Chuck Levine:
Cars? This guy is more like a freaking minivan.

Larry Valentine:
Hey, buddy we're gonna help you outta here, come on.

Bernie:
How's my mom?

Chuck Levine:
[referring to Bernie's obesity] If she survived the birthing process, nothing's gonna take her down.

Chuck Levine:
Let me chop him off, we'll take him down in pieces.

Bernie:
What?

Chuck Levine:
I'm kidding.

Larry Valentine:
Just grab the back of our coats.

Chuck Levine:
Hey, did you start this fire by lighting one of your farts?

Bernie:
[chuckles] That's funny.

Bernie:
I'm running momma, I'm running like the wind.

[They roll down the stairs and Bernie lands his butt on top of Chuck's face]

Larry Valentine:
Chuck, you alright? [Chuck gives Larry a thumbs up but Bernie farts and he pulls his thumb down]

Larry Valentine:
[laughs] Oh my god, oh sweet Lord, broccoli!