I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry2007

Mailman:
I heard you mentioned to the gentleman that you thought I was a hottie.

Larry Valentine:
Oh, yeah, you know, sorry if I came off a little weird.

Mailman:
No, no, no, there's nothing to worry about, sir. I don't bite. Listen, just so you know, if you're ever home alone in the afternoons, I make drop-offs and I always deliver.

Larry Valentine:
You know, I am pretty loyal to Chuck.

Mailman:
Right, I understand, I'm just saying if you ever wanna explore other feelings, there's no extra postage, and it's always first class.

Larry Valentine:
Alright, Anything else you feel you need to say there?

Mailman:
I handle with care.

Larry Valentine:
Ok Ron, thank you very much, I appreciate it.

Mailman:
I'd be happy to come in through the back door.

Larry Valentine:
I'm sure you would. [Shuts door in Ron's face]

Mailman:
I'm used to holding large packages.