If You Only Knew2000

Jack:
Turn gay, attract women.

Parker Concorde:
I know. It's weird. Y'know, ever since I've been... gay... I've felt more comfortable around women than I've ever been.

Jack:
Well, of course. You got nothing at stake, you know? You're just waiting for Sam and her lawyer boyfriend to break up. Until then, no other woman in the world exists for you.

Parker Concorde:
That is so not true.

[a young woman jogs past them]

Jack:
Oh, yeah? What'd you think of her?

Parker Concorde:
Who?

Jack:
I rest my case.