If You Only Knew2000

Matt:
[at the water cooler] What's wrong, pal?

Parker Concorde:
[sigh] Sam left me.

Matt:
Oh, come on, Park. There's PLENTY of guys out there for ya.

Parker Concorde:
Sam's a girl.

Troy:
[entering] Woo, a girl?

Parker Concorde:
I like women!

Troy:
Good, good. That's what I'm talkin' about! Join the club! See, that's what it's all about.

Matt:
I like 'em, too.

Troy:
Yeah. Does... does Jack know about this?

Parker Concorde:
I went out with Jack to avoid Tom.

Matt:
Yeah, but you and Tom were so... so cute together.

Parker Concorde:
My girlfriend set me up, so I HAD to go out with Tom.

Kim:
[joining in] Why would your girlfriend set you up with a guy?

Parker Concorde:
She thought I was gay.

Matt:
Kinky.