Igor2008

Eva:
We haven't met. Hi, I'm Eva. [extends hand]

Heidi:
[whimpers]

Eva:
You're upset. I know... 'who's the strange woman living with Igor?' But, I assure you, Igor and I are just friends. As his girlfriend, you have *nothing* to worry about.

Heidi:
I'm not hees geerlfriend.

Eva:
You're not? But the way he looks at you... he never looks at me that way.

Heidi:
Maybe... some men like vomen, who don't look like zey vere put togezer in ze junkyard.

[pause]

Eva:
Right.

Heidi:
You have a very ugly face.