InAlienable2008

[Howard and Amanda are in a restaurant with Crystal Barry and the Blue Skinned Woman. He hands two DVDs to Crystal]

Howard Ellis:
So, view the DVDs, upload them to the Internet, link to every science fiction and science fact site there is. We need to get the word out.

Crystal Barry:
Telepathically? Or a letter-writing campaign?

Howard Ellis:
I think we'll stay with the letter-writing. I want 20,000 letters to Amnesty International and the Council on Human Rights. [to Amanda] If we go to the Justice Department, they'll just freeze us out.

Crystal Barry:
What about the Earthling press?

Howard Ellis:
Avoid the tabloids at all costs. Especially The World, The Globe, and that rag, The Star.

Crystal Barry:
The New York Times?

Howard Ellis:
Uh-huh.

Crystal Barry:
The Rolling Stone? Wall Street Journal?

Blue Skinned Woman:
[in a very New York, non-alien dialect] Unhhh. I work for The Wall Street Journal!