It's Tough to Be Famous1932

Janet Porter McClenahan:
Ha-ha-ha. Are we idiots?

Scott 'Scotty' McClenahan:
Certainly, that's what honeymoon's are for!

Janet Porter McClenahan:
I'll bet even Dr. Tuck's clock thinks we are simple. Isn't that cute?

Scott 'Scotty' McClenahan:
Yes, just like Dr. Tuck too. Sort of quaint and kind and New Englandish.

Janet Porter McClenahan:
Exactly the kind of wedding present a sweet old soul like him would give. Our first piece of furniture. We'll have to furnish the rest of our apartment around it.

Scott 'Scotty' McClenahan:
The nucleus of our home, Dr. Cluck's tock.

Janet Porter McClenahan:
Ha-ha-ha. Dr. Cluck's tock. Oh, do you deny now that you're daffy?

Scott 'Scotty' McClenahan:
I never denied it. But, you do like me a little bit, don't you?

Janet Porter McClenahan:
Oh, about a nickel's worth.

Scott 'Scotty' McClenahan:
Is that all?

Janet Porter McClenahan:
[after they kiss, gets up to leave, starts to take off her robe, looks back] Oh Scotty?

Scott 'Scotty' McClenahan:
Yes, darling.

Janet Porter McClenahan:
[Seductively] Don't forget to wind Dr. Cluck's tock.