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Santa:
Ow, everything hurts. What an awful situation and it's all thinks to some weird girl I never met.

Mai:
[Mai is in the shower] What did you say?

Santa:
[Louder] I said that the scene over the cake was awful experience.

Mai:
[Mai giggles] You were still very brave out there.

Santa:
Tsk. Do you have a name?

Mai:
It's Mai. Mai the Santa Clause.

Mai:
But technically, I'm still in training. By the way, I know I'm charming But that doesn't mean that you get to check me out dude.

Santa:
[Santa spits out water] You're not even my type besides I'm more into the supermodels. Besides who'd want to gawk at your underdeveloped figure!

Mai:
Hey! Watch it! I look like this now because I don't have enough magic. My real body is a voluptuous female Santa Clause.

Santa:
OK. leave and come back as her.

Mai:
It's not that easy. It's getting harder and harder because fewer and fewer people believe in Santa Clause these days. If someone believes in me, like you did earlier, then I can have almost any kind of power. So Santa, even though no one else believe in me, you do right?

Santa:
Yeah, yeah, I believe in you, I'm counting on you and all that.

Santa:
[Talking to himself] Now why is she obsessed with Santa? She's just a dumb kid who likes stuffed animals.

Mai:
[Mai burst out of the shower] No! You're not supposed to touch Pedro! If a stranger touches Pedro, he responds by...

Mai:
[Mai screams and starts throwing bathroom stuff at Santa] What are you looking at you pervert! Get out of here, You said you wouldn't peak and I trusted you! I can't believe it! [Mai throws the Bathtub at Santa] [Santa screams]