Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special2008

Jeff Dunham:
Your disguise is this Christmas hat?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No! Don't say "Christmas"! It's a holiday hat.

Jeff Dunham:
Why can't I say "Christmas"?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
You offend the other infidels.

Jeff Dunham:
You're afraid of offending people?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Yeah.

Jeff Dunham:
You're... you're a terrorist. You kill people.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
That's different.

[laughter]

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Killing folks is easy. Being politically correct is a pain in the ass.

[laughter]