Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself

Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself2006

Genre: Comedy
Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself is a stage performance of comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. The show was taped in Santa Ana, California. The DVD was released on April 11, 2006. more »



Walter:
My wife and I heard that coffee's good for your sex life.

Jeff Dunham:
Coffee?

Walter:
Yeah.

Jeff Dunham:
Is it?

Walter:
No. It kept me awake through the whole damn thing! I actually had to participate. Doctor said it's bad for my heart, too.

Jeff Dunham:
All the caffeine?

Walter:
No, seeing my wife naked.

Jeff Dunham:
That's awful.

Walter:
Oh, you've seen her, too?

Jeff Dunham:
So, is coffee good for the sex life or not?

Walter:
I don't know. But, they're never gonna let us back into that Starbucks again.

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