Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself2006
Genre: Comedy
Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself is a stage performance of comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. The show was taped in Santa Ana, California. The DVD was released on April 11, 2006. more »
Jeff Dunham:
Walter, what exactly is marriage to you?
Walter:
It's like drinking a slurpy.
Jeff Dunham:
A slurpy.
Walter:
First couple of sips, it's like "Boy this is really good! I'm glad I did this!" Then you keep drinking, it goes right to your head, and you go "Ow, Ow, Ooooow! What the hell was I thinking? Someone kill me please!"
Jeff Dunham:
It eventually stops hurting.
Walter:
Yeah, and then you're stupid enough to take another freakin' sip!
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