Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Peanut:
[about Little Jeff] He said he was sad.

Jeff Dunham:
I heard him.

Peanut:
Why are you sad, Assjeff?

Little Jeff:
Because I'm a loser.

Peanut:
Yeah, that is sad.

Jos? Jalape?o on a Stick:
[from inside the box] And he's ugly.

Little Jeff:
And I'm ugly.

Peanut:
[to Jos?] Thank you.

Jos? Jalape?o on a Stick:
It's okay.

Jeff Dunham:
Will you stop this?