Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Walter:
[about Achmed] I'm getting sick of that guy. I think all this fame has gone to his head.

Jeff Dunham:
Why?

Walter:
He's been doing all the typical Hollywood stuff.

Jeff Dunham:
Like what?

Walter:
He's been dating a goat half his age. Oh yeah, an actual goat! Even got her fake teats! Oh yeah, all six of 'em.

Jeff Dunham:
Walter, a goat only has two.

Walter:
How sick is it that you actually know that? What, are you so lonely now you're checking out barnyard animals? You know, they're called petting zoos, not heavy petting zoos. Come on, what's her name? [mimics bleating] Ma-a-a-a-argret?

Jeff Dunham:
Will you...? Can we change the subject?

Walter:
[bleating] Su-u-ure.