Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Jeff Dunham:
[to Achmed about his son, Achmed Jr] How do you not know who his mother is?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[scoffs] I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered.

Jeff Dunham:
How did you tell them apart?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
The numbers on their backs.

Jeff Dunham:
That's terrible!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I know. Mother's Day is a b*tch! And so are most of the mothers!

Achmed Jr.:
That's not funny at all.

[sounds like "ataal"]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Ataal? Who is Ataal? Was she your mother? I don't remember a woman who was all bulgy-eyed like you!

Jeff Dunham:
Bulgy-eyed?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, look at him!

Achmed Jr.:
Well, you're not exactly squinting!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
At least my face is balanced! You manage to look asleep and terrified all at the same time!