Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Jeff Dunham:
[to Achmed] There were never any girls at your school?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No, but for some reason, we had a girls' restroom.

Jeff Dunham:
I see.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
And one day, Omar and I snuck in there to explore.

Jeff Dunham:
The girls' restroom?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Uh-huh.

Jeff Dunham:
And what did you find?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
A couple of strange and wonderful things.

Jeff Dunham:
Like what?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, we found a machine. And if you put two shekels in it, a small missile would come out!

Jeff Dunham:
A missile?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, I think it was. It had a little white fuse. And it must've been a very special missile, because it was lightly scented. And then you could put two shekels in the other machine and get the bonus accuracy package.

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
It had WINGS!