Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Jeff Dunham:
So Achmed, do you know why A.J. is here?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, I... Wait a minute. This isn't some crap about owing child support, is it? That b*tch!... Whichever one she was.

Jeff Dunham:
No, that's not it.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
This is bad, because I've seen the crap that you're going through, and I don't know how you can even afford a t-shirt.

Jeff Dunham:
Thank you.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[softly] Did I say that just how you wrote it?

Jeff Dunham:
Yes, thank you.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Okay. Good luck with the judge. I hope he's fair.

Jeff Dunham:
Actually, the judge is a woman.

Achmed Jr.:
You're f***ed.