Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Jeff Dunham:
[to Achmed about Achmed Jr] You have no idea why he's here?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
To start his training as a terrorist.

Achmed Jr.:
No, father, that's just it. I don't want to be a terrorist.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
But I want you to be just like me.

Achmed Jr.:
Well, I'm not, and I won't be.

Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, can you accept that?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I guess I can try.

Jeff Dunham:
And A.J., what if he doesn't accept it?

Achmed Jr.:
I kill you.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
That's my boy!