Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Peanut:
I actually think I'm better than Batman.

Jeff Dunham:
How's that?

Peanut:
I have one extra power that he does not.

Jeff Dunham:
And that is...

Peanut:
Bat telepathy!

Jeff Dunham:
Bat telepathy?

Peanut:
Yes, it's like ES-Peanut. I have the ability to read your mind.

Jeff Dunham:
No, you...

Peanut:
...DON'T! [nods]

Jeff Dunham:
Come on, that's...

Peanut:
...ridiculous! It's like I knew what you were gonna say right when you did!

Jeff Dunham:
Well, of course you did, because...

Peanut:
...I like to stare at Justin Bieber pictures and dream about being his secret girlfriend.

Jeff Dunham:
Now you're making stuff up.

Peanut:
Am I?

Jeff Dunham:
Yes, but I...

Peanut:
...put honey in certain places for my little doggy to lick.