Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Jeff Dunham:
Bubba J, I was wondering something.

Bubba J:
Yeah, that happens to me a lot, too.

Jeff Dunham:
What I was going to say is, what happens if a vampire drinks the blood of an alcoholic?

Bubba J:
[gasps] That's genius! I got a blood alcohol level of 3.4. I should bite myself! Wait, if I do that, will I go blind?

[the audience laughs]

Jeff Dunham:
No.

Bubba J:
Oh yeah, that's something else, isn't it? Yeah, okay, no, no.

Jeff Dunham:
But that's a pretty high blood alcohol level.

Bubba J:
Yeah, drink too much of my blood, and you'll end up going home with an ugly chick with a lazy eye. And you won't even realize she's a he!