Jeff Dunham: Bubba J, I was wondering something.Bubba J: Yeah, that happens to me a lot, too.Jeff Dunham: What I was going to say is, what happens if a vampire drinks the blood of an alcoholic?Bubba J: [gasps] That's genius! I got a blood alcohol level of 3.4. I should bite myself! Wait, if I do that, will I go blind?[the audience laughs]Jeff Dunham: No.Bubba J: Oh yeah, that's something else, isn't it? Yeah, okay, no, no.Jeff Dunham: But that's a pretty high blood alcohol level.Bubba J: Yeah, drink too much of my blood, and you'll end up going home with an ugly chick with a lazy eye. And you won't even realize she's a he!
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