Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007



Jeff Dunham:
So what's your question? And be nice.

Peanut:
Okay. Ummm, you're a jalape?o.

Jos? Jalape?o:
Si, Se?or. On a stick.

Peanut:
Right. And you're a Mexican jalape?o.

Jos? Jalape?o:
On a stick.

Peanut:
Right. Are you a legal Mexican jalape?o?

[audience laughs, Jeff stares at him]

Peanut:
What? What did I say?

Jeff Dunham:
This is not the appropriate time or place to ask that!

Peanut:
Too late! HA HA HA HA! So Jos?, are you legal? Are you legal? Are you legal? Are you legal? Are you legal? Lega-lega-lega-lega-lega... lega... lega... le... lmmm?

[Jeff looks at him sternly]

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