Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007



Jeff Dunham:
Do you have any other powers?

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
X-ray vision.

Jeff Dunham:
Really?

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
Uh-huh.

Jeff Dunham:
Well, can you see through something practical? Like clothes?

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
Oh, you're sick! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss! I love looking at boobies! Ah-ha! There's a beautiful pair right there! Oh, I'm glad I'm wearing loose shorts! Oh, I forgot. I can't see through silicone.

[audience groans]

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
What? Those are good ones. Those are *super*-hooters! If she had a theme song, it would be, "Ta tata ta!" And if she had a costume it would have *two* D's on her chest. I can look, but I can't touch.

Jeff Dunham:
Why not?

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
I'm lactose intolerant.

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