Jeff Dunham: Do you have any other powers?Melvin the Superhero Guy: X-ray vision.Jeff Dunham: Really?Melvin the Superhero Guy: Uh-huh.Jeff Dunham: Well, can you see through something practical? Like clothes?Melvin the Superhero Guy: Oh, you're sick! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss! I love looking at boobies! Ah-ha! There's a beautiful pair right there! Oh, I'm glad I'm wearing loose shorts! Oh, I forgot. I can't see through silicone.[audience groans]Melvin the Superhero Guy: What? Those are good ones. Those are *super*-hooters! If she had a theme song, it would be, "Ta tata ta!" And if she had a costume it would have *two* D's on her chest. I can look, but I can't touch.Jeff Dunham: Why not?Melvin the Superhero Guy: I'm lactose intolerant.
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