Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007



Jeff Dunham:
Jos??

Jos? Jalape?o:
?S?, Se?or?

Jeff Dunham:
Are you legal to be in this country?

Jos? Jalape?o:
S?, Se?or, I have my green card.

Peanut:
Yeah? Well, where is your green card?

Jos? Jalape?o:
It's in my other stick.

[Peanut and Jeff look at Jos?, and then at Jos?'s stick and then at each other]

Peanut:
Did you know he had another stick?

Jeff Dunham:
I had no idea.

Peanut:
You know what that means?

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Peanut:
It means that one comes out!

[Peanut examines Jos?'s stick again]

Peanut:
Oh, my God!

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Peanut:
I thought it was just stuck up his ass!

Jeff Dunham:
What's wrong?

Peanut:
He doesn't have an ass! He's just a jalape?o!

Jos? Jalape?o:
On a stick!

Peanut:
I know!

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