Jeff Dunham: Jos??Jos? Jalape?o: ?S?, Se?or?Jeff Dunham: Are you legal to be in this country?Jos? Jalape?o: S?, Se?or, I have my green card.Peanut: Yeah? Well, where is your green card?Jos? Jalape?o: It's in my other stick.[Peanut and Jeff look at Jos?, and then at Jos?'s stick and then at each other]Peanut: Did you know he had another stick?Jeff Dunham: I had no idea.Peanut: You know what that means?Jeff Dunham: What?Peanut: It means that one comes out![Peanut examines Jos?'s stick again]Peanut: Oh, my God!Jeff Dunham: What?Peanut: I thought it was just stuck up his ass!Jeff Dunham: What's wrong?Peanut: He doesn't have an ass! He's just a jalape?o!Jos? Jalape?o: On a stick!Peanut: I know!
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