Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007

Jeff Dunham:
So if you're a terrorist, I suppose you have some kind of specialty.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Yes. I am a suicide bomber.

Jeff Dunham:
Ah. So, you're finished.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
What?

Jeff Dunham:
You've done your job.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No I haven't.

Jeff Dunham:
But you're dead.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No I'm not. I feel fine.

Jeff Dunham:
But you're all bone.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
It's a flesh wound.