Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007

Jeff Dunham:
[mentioning his blue Prius] I'm not used to a vehicle like this. So far, I've had big trucks and big SUVs, and the one vehicle I refuse to get rid of. I've had it for ten years, it's paid for, I love this thing, I've taken good care of it. I know it's not politically correct to drive it anymore, but I don't care. It's the H-1 Hummer, the real one, the big one, the military version. Oh, yeah. I love this thing! It has a 38-gallon tank... gets seven miles to the gallon... diesel, where I live, and its peak was $3.84 cents a gallon. Yeah! I went to fill it up that week. It wasn't even empty. It cost me $148! I pushed the vehicle home! As it rolled into the driveway, I called my kids out, and I said, "Girls, look at our new front yard ornament!" I get in the Prius. Vroom! "You suck, Dad!" Beep, beep! I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.