Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007

Jeff Dunham:
[Walter is complaining about Ft. Lauderdale] You didn't like the weather there, either.

Walter:
Oh my god! Even in the middle of the winter, it's humid as hell and hot as hell! We got there. I took a shower on Monday. Friday, I'm still not dry. I swear, I grew moss on my ass!

Jeff Dunham:
Yeah, you said the weather changes too quickly.

Walter:
Yeah, I know it changes fast everywhere else in the country, but in Florida, it's ridiculous.

Jeff Dunham:
What are you talking about?

Walter:
Oh my god, I was standing there on the beach, in the sunshine, having a little iced tea. I looked over and I go, "Oh, look, a little cloud!" About three minutes later... [mimics the sound of heavy wind blowing while swaying his head around in a circle] HOLY CRAAAAAAP! The locals are hanging onto the palm trees! "We love it here!" Ya dumbasses! I say leave it to the Cubans and get the hell out!