Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998

Jeff Foxworthy:
I am amazed at how smart my kids are, and how dumb I am. I am thirty-nine years old; I thought I would be smarter than this at this point in my life. I really did. And I know that I ought to be working on it, I ought to be watching the news and things, but the truth is the news has become so depressing, I can't hardly look at it any more.

[laughter and applause]

Jeff Foxworthy:
And it's gotten to the point that if it doesn't happen to Americans, I don't worry about it too much. The other night, I was watching the news and it said this bus in Pakistan went over a cliff carrying three hundred people, and I was "Good Lord!"

[pause]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"How do you get three hundred people on a bus?"

[laughter]