Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998
Jeff Foxworthy:
I still don't know how much is the appropriate amount for a urine sample.
[laughter]
Jeff Foxworthy:
Why won't they just put a line on that cup?
[laughter]
Jeff Foxworthy:
Every time I'm at the doctor, I'm in the bathroom for twenty or thirty minutes having an argument with myself.
[laughter]
Jeff Foxworthy:
"Oh, that's too much."
[laughter]
Jeff Foxworthy:
"I take that out there, they're just going to start laughing."
[laughter]
Jeff Foxworthy:
"Tell you what, I am pouring a little bit of that back."
[pantomimes doing so]
Jeff Foxworthy:
"Uh oh."
[laughter]
Jeff Foxworthy:
"See, I'll bet I'll need more than that."
[laughter]
Jeff Foxworthy:
"All right, I'll top that off."
[laughter]
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