Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998

Jeff Foxworthy:
I don't why you only lose expensive sunglasses.

[laughter and applause]

Jeff Foxworthy:
You pay a lot of money for a pair of sunglasses, those things will disappear quicker than a pizza at a Weight Watchers convention.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
And you buy a pair of cheapos, you cannot get rid of them. I am convinced, you could be on a cruise in the middle of the ocean wearing a pair of cheapos, and if you looked over the side of the boat and they fell into the water, a SCUBA diver would pop up going "someone lose a pair of glasses up there?"

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"Found a pair of cheapos floating to the bottom!"