John Dies at the End2012

[first lines]

Dave:
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.

Dave:
Say you have an ax - just a cheap one from Home Depot. [slow zoom in on man chopping] On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man's already dead. Maybe you should worry, 'cause you're the one who shot him. He'd been a big twitchy guy with veined skin stretched over swollen biceps, tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. And you're chopping off his head because even with eight bullets in him, you're pretty sure he's about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.