John Dies at the End2012

Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton:
There are some very dark things happening, and I've got this lonely feeling like I'm the only one who knows, the only one who can do anything about it.

Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton:
Everybody's got a ghost story, U.F.O. or Bigfoot story- no. You know what I think? I think stuff is both real and not real at the same time.

Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton:
I'm not a Star Trek fan. I don't know very much about other dimensions and all that. I'm an old school Catholic. I believe in Hell. I believe that it's more than just murderers and rapists down there. I believe in demons and worms, vile sh*t in the grease trap of the Universe. And the more I think about it, the more I think that it's not just some place down there. Oh no, that it's right here with us. We just can't perceive it. It's kinda like the country music radio station. It's out there in the air, even if you don't tune into it.

Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton:
And I think that, somehow, through chemistry or magic or voodoo, that Jamaican son of a b*tch, he tuned into it, into Hell itself. Through that, he opened a door. He *became* the door. And me?

Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton:
[raises gun at Dave] I intend to close it.