John Dies at the End2012

Dave:
[answers second call from John] Hello?

John:
Hey, this is John. Your pimp says, bring the crack shipment tonight or he'll be forced to stick you. Meet him where we buried the Korean whore, the one *without* the goatee.

Dave:
[v.o] That was John's code. It meant, "Bring your gear and come to my place as soon as you can. It's important."

Dave:
John, it's three in the morning, man.

John:
Oh, and don't forget: tomorrow's the day we kill the president.

Dave:
John.

[the phone beeps as John ends the call]

Dave:
[v.o] That last part was code for, "Stop and pick me up some beer on the way."

[turns off phone]