Juggalo Championshxt Wrestling Volume 12000

Truth Martini:
Can you believe this sh*t? Look what they're f***ing putting us into.

Terek the Great:
I know man, I know this is f***ing bullshit. I'm a f***ing cruiserweight wrestler. I wrestle in Japan. I don't need this sh*t. I'm not a f***ing stupid clown.

Truth Martini:
Look at this sh*t, this sh*t's f***ing choking me too.

Terek the Great:
Dude, I know, man this is f***ing bullshit. I ain't no f***ing clown.

Truth Martini:
I don't believe we're f***ing doing this.

Terek the Great:
Well, we are.

Truth Martini:
Let me let you in on something. I'm only doing it for the money

[rubs fingers together]

Terek the Great:
I'm gonna put it to you like this. I don't give a f*** about how much J and Shaggy are paying us to do this. I ain't going out there and f***ing jobbing for those two f***ers. They're not even wrestlers.

Truth Martini:
They got us jobbing?

Terek the Great:
They're not even f***ing wrestlers. I ain't jobbing for them. But wait, it's alright. I've got a plan up my sleeve. And let me tell you something, the Clowns' plans aren't going as smoothly as planned tonight. Trust me.

Truth Martini:
[laughing] Feeling better.

[laughing. Picks up costume]

Truth Martini:
F***!