Just Friends2005/I

Chris:
[thinking] This is it. You're finally going to have sex with Jamie Palamino. Oh God, look at that face. Look at that body. Why are you smiling like a fricken idiot? Go on. Make a move. MAKE A MOVE! [takes a deep breath]

Jamie Palamino:
What's on your mind?

Chris:
[awkwardly] Bush. President Bush. The first family, really.

Jamie Palamino:
[Jamie sighs and rolls over]

Chris:
[thinking] Dude! You're killing me! This is the girl of your dreams! Ravish her! What if she doesn't want to be ravished? What if she wants to stay friends? Friends don't ravish each other. Friends watch New Years Rockin' Eve. I wonder who's hosting this year.

Jamie Palamino:
Chris, can you put your feet on mine? They're freezing.

Chris:
Yeah. [thinking while cuddling up behind Jamie] Hell yeah. Her feet aren't even cold. This is it. Don't even think about how weird tomorrow's going to be.

Jamie Palamino:
Chris?

Chris:
[thinking as he slowly rolls over off of her] Oh God. Oh, God. What are you doing? Where are you going?

Jamie Palamino:
Is everything alright?

Chris:
Oh, everything's fine. Yeah. You okay? Uh, you need another blanket or anything?

Jamie Palamino:
No, I'm fine.

Chris:
Ah. [thinking] You're not going to make a move are you? [to Jamie] Good night, Jamie.

Jamie Palamino:
Good night, Chris.

Chris:
[thinking] You don't deserve a penis!