Just Go with It2011

Devlin Adams:
So, where's Danny?

Katherine:
[pause] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.

Devlin Adams:
Come again?

Katherine:
I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.

Devlin Adams:
Why?

Katherine:
Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.

Devlin Adams:
Really?

Katherine:
So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.

Devlin Adams:
Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.

Katherine:
He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.

Devlin Adams:
[pause] Ian and I are breaking up.

Katherine:
What? What happened?

Devlin Adams:
Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him

Ian Maxtone Jones:
[with a group of sailors] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.

Katherine:
Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.

Devlin Adams:
I've seen him do that with the soap.

Katherine:
Oh! What about the iPod?

Devlin Adams:
He didn't invent sh*t. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.

Katherine:
[laughs] Oh God! So what?

Devlin Adams:
Well, this is different?

Katherine:
Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?

Devlin Adams:
I don't know.

[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]

Danny:
Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?

Devlin Adams:
I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.