KickOff2010

Max:
Now listen, Ephraim.

Elton:
Elton.

Max:
Now, you seem like a nice boy. I'm sure you don't want to get fired on your first day for homophobia.

Elton:
Homophobia?

Max:
I didn't think so. You see, I don't know if you've noticed, but we're a gay team - a VERY gay team - and, so, we're a teensy-weensy bit overcompensating, but you see what we're dealing with, don't you, Ephraim?

Max, Elton:
[together] Elton!

Max:
...the kind of thugs that used to terrorize people like us - and you - in school. I think you know what I mean. And, so, all we're asking, Ephraim...

Elton:
El...

Max:
-ton!... All we're asking for, on... bended knee, is for a fair... crack. Whadda ya say, ref?