Kickassia2010

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Narrator:
There is a nation called Molossia - a micronation, to be precise - located just outside of Reno in Dayton, Nevada. It is a small speck of land - 1.3 acres to be exact - but through a strange loophole, it is technically considered a nation. It is run by a man named Kevin Baugh, who has declared himself the proud president of this land. He has been called one Curly short of The Three Stooges, but he does manage to keep order in his humble country. For the most part, Molossia is a quiet, simple, genlte land that has yet to subject itself to any intense, hostile violence. That is where the Nostalgia Critic comes in.