Kiss and Tell1945

Uncle George:
Corliss, I have a bone to pick with you. How dare you get married without letting me perform the ceremony?

Corliss Archer:
But Uncle George -

Uncle George:
It isn't everybody that has a chaplain right in the family, you know.

Corliss Archer:
Yes, Uncle George -

Uncle George:
Ever since you were that high it's been understood that it was to be my privilege.

Corliss Archer:
Yes, Uncle George, but -

Uncle George:
It's all right. Don't worry. We've been discussing it all, and we're going to give you children a real home wedding right now.

Dexter Franklin:
Holy cow.

Janet Archer:
That's right, Corliss.

Mary Franklin:
Won't that be lovely?

Corliss Archer:
But Uncle George, that's awfully sweet of you, and everything, but - but we don't need to get married anymore.

Uncle George:
Now look, eloping to a justice of the peace is all very modern, but there's nothing like an old-fashioned wedding ceremony if you want the marriage to last. Isn't that true, Janet?

Janet Archer:
I think Uncle George is perfectly right. Now run along upstairs, dear, and put on your new dress.

Corliss Archer:
Mom, I don't want to .

Janet Archer:
Why, Corliss!

Dexter Franklin:
Sure, Corliss, go on. I think it's a swell idea.

Corliss Archer:
Dexter Franklin, you keep out of this!

Dexter Franklin:
[to Uncle George] Yes, sir. I wouldn't feel properly married to Corliss unless you did it.