Way of the Gun2000

Longbaugh:
I've been watching them pile up. Nightstick, flashlight, bulletproof vest.

Joe Sarno:
F***in' utility belts, right?

Longbaugh:
F***in' sign on his head reading "Why Bother?"

Joe Sarno:
Hey, they love to say sh*t like "ascertain".

Longbaugh:
"Surveillance."

Joe Sarno:
"Affirmative."

Longbaugh:
"I need backup."

Joe Sarno:
"Adjudicate."

Longbaugh:
"Adjudicate"?

Joe Sarno:
Yeah, well...

Longbaugh:
But, you know, then you got the other side. You got these trigger-happy cocksuckers all about the shooting and posturing and 'you don't know who I am' kind of thing..."I been to prison."

Joe Sarno:
'cuase you got caught, dumb f***.

Longbaugh:
These days, they want to be criminals more than they want to commit crime.

Joe Sarno:
Well that's... that's not just crime. That's the way of the world.