Kung Fury2015

[Kung Fury exits the time portal into a valley. A velociraptor suddenly appears and destroys his time hacking device with lasers from its eyes]

Kung Fury:
[narration] F***! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.

[Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him]

Kung Fury:
Who are you?

Barbarianna:
My name... is Barbarianna.

Kung Fury:
What year is this?

Barbarianna:
It's the Viking Age.

Kung Fury:
[narration] That explains the laser raptor. F***! I went too far back in time.

Barbarianna:
You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there.

Kung Fury:
Who's Katana?

Katana:
I'm Katana.

[Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi]

Katana:
I can give you a ride to Asgard.

Kung Fury:
A ride on what?

[Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus]