La vita è bella1997

Giosu? Orefice:
[slowly reading signage on confectionery shopfront] "No Jews or dogs allowed". [turning to Guido] Why aren't Jews or dogs allowed to go in?

Guido:
They just don't want Jews or dogs to go in. Everybody does what they want to, Joshua. [pointing at store ahead] There's a hardware store there. They don't let Spanish people or horses into his store. [pointing at another store] Further ahead, there's a drugstore. Yesterday, I was with a Chinese friend who had a kangaroo. I said, "May we?" "No, we don't want any Chinese or kangaroos here." They don't like them. What can I tell you?

Giosu? Orefice:
We let everybody into our bookshop.

Guido:
No. From now on, we'll write it too. Is there anybody you don't like?

Giosu? Orefice:
Spiders. What about you?

Guido:
[mock-seriously] I don't like Visigoths. Starting tomorrow we'll write: "No spiders and Visigoths allowed." I'm sick and tired of these Visigoths.