We Know Where You Live2001

Eddie Izzard:
And swimming's another one. I remember weird bits of sh*t like diving to pick up a brick from the bottom of a pool. As you so often need to... And I got my bronze survival award, I could survive in bronzy type way. Not in a silver or gold way, no just in a bronzy type way which is when you get out there and you're like 'are you drowning? Well, so am I now. The shore's over there so let's, no I can't pull you or then I'll drown and I'm only bronze'. I don't know what silver was, maybe they come out with a tray 'want a drink', gold they put you in a f***ing speedboat. But my favourite part is when you're drowning in your pyjamas. Whip 'em off, tie knots in the end and make yourself your own personal life raft, and who goes on holiday in their pyjamas?