Le Squatch: Master Criminal2011

Victoria Gordon:
My father told me about Gotham City back then, it was just turning around and then the Fatbat disappeared just when we needed him most.

Rebecca Dent:
Do you ever think about the bizarre criminals we have here, Penguins and diabolical scientists with ice fetishes, Guys who leave naval themed riddles? This is a really bizarre place.

Victoria Gordon:
Sometimes I wish I worked in New York or LA, they have gangs and crime and all, but not once have they ever called a city council meeting and had to explain, why a woman in cat ears and a Halloween mask was robbing the cities elite of their jewels.

Rebecca Dent:
Or had to explain, why a criminal who called himself the D*ckhead served four terms as mayor and in reality it was just a long term plan to build a tunnel to Gotham Mint and steal the plates so he could open up his own counterfeiting ring

Victoria Gordon:
Or explain to new recruits that a seven foot sasquatch was terrorizing the city along with a guy in Clown makeup who talks about Lucifer dancing in moonlight.

Rebecca Dent:
My Cousin works in Metropolis just be happy you never had to deal with General Zod. Can you imagine going to city council and saying an isometric cube from the other side of the galaxy just released three galactic criminals and Superman is busy trying to find himself.

Victoria Gordon:
My Sister is an investment banker in New York, they have a problem with genetically mutated spiders biting people. I guess the grass is always greener.