Lee Evans: XL Tour Live 2005

Lee Evans: XL Tour Live 20052005



Lee Evans:
Why are we still embarrased about the condom machine? The only blokes who are not embarrased are the blokes who don't get any! You know, they wait in the bog, pound in hand, and as soon as someone comes in they're like "Come on! come on! I've got birds waiting!"

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