Lee Evans: XL Tour Live 2005

Lee Evans: XL Tour Live 20052005



Lee Evans:
What happened to all the family butchers? People complain there's no family butchers around anymore. Well they're f***ing mad! It's the only shop in the high street where you walk in and some blokes covered in blood, mutilating an animal! Before you walk in they're like that "Grrr, GAAAH F***ING" [imitates chopping motions] soon as you walk in they're like "Good morning, how are you? Okay, goodbye!" You ever seen them unloading the delivery van - the freezer lorry - they get out a side of cow. Where's the *other* side? Is there like a cow still grazing in a field with a f***ing side missing? And the frozen pigs, they're always in that position, have you noticed? [imitates position] They're like frozen goalkeepers! They killed it just as it was about to save the ball!

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