Little Birds2011

Alison:
Where's the furthest you've ever been?

Hogan:
Bora Bora.

Alison:
No way.

Hogan:
I found work on a freighter. We docked there and I decided to stay.

Alison:
Was it amazing?

Hogan:
I got a job at a resort where this mangy dog and her pup would hang around begging for food. The guest complained, so the manager sent me and this other guy, just a local, out to get 'em. The mother, she trusted humans, so she was easy. But her pup, she was a slippery little sucker. We couldn't get her no matter how hard we tried. We were supposed to take her out to the bigger island, about a 20-minute boat ride. My co-worker wanted to get home for dinner, though. His wife was making a Poisson Cru. So he threw the dog off the boat about halfway there.

Alison:
Oh, my God!

Hogan:
That night the whole island could hear that pup howling and crying for its mother. I traveled halfway across the world to find out that people are dumb and cruel everywhere. I could've just stayed home.