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Candy Darling:
That's not true!

Mona:
It's true!

Candy Darling:
You're kidding!

Mona:
I'm not!

Candy Darling:
[singing] We will dance in the neon, on the journey trough the night... Champagne, we must toast this!

Mona:
Is it a real champagne?

Candy Darling:
Nah, just some Spanish crap, that I bought in the supermarket. Fake, fake, fake.That's my life's moto. AAAAH! I have tons of things-purple, gold, more purple, more gold... I'm gonna dress Schlager Queen for real. I see myself as the dresses's Picasso. This is my brush and you, you can I make into the biggest diva that will ever exist! Or something like that

Mona:
Well, that won't work.I read that Sabina will make a comeback.It's in all newspapers. Noone is gonna care anything about me.